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Wednesday, 26 August 2026
When DHL cost us the entire stand
We shipped the stand out a week early in the usual crates. It reached LAX in a day and a half, then sat there for two weeks. It was still sitting there when we flew home. So we did the show without a stand. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #TradeShow #SmallBusiness
Tuesday, 25 August 2026
You will always get a human
Big companies are shedding staff and rubbing their hands. Give it a year or two and they'll be begging them to come back. We'll never use AI to answer a customer. You'll always get one of us. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #CustomerService #SmallBusiness
Monday, 24 August 2026
Why does this device have a hole in it?
A device with a hole in it. There's a good reason for that, and it's the whole point of the Step Sounds. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #StepSounds #Engineering
Thursday, 20 August 2026
A 12 year old product mistake nobody noticed
Somebody spotted a spelling mistake on a product that's been out for 12 years. Nobody had noticed. We still haven't changed it. And no, there's no bug bounty, so don't ask which one. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #SmallBusiness #Manufacturing
Wednesday, 19 August 2026
Electrode separation: why contact spacing matters
Why does the gap between the contact points on an electrode matter? Because that spacing is doing a lot more work than most people realise. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #Electroplay #Engineering
Tuesday, 18 August 2026
The dirty electrode a customer sent back (and how to clean yours properly)
A customer sent an electrode back to us last week. Nothing wrong with it. It just hadn't been cleaned. Not properly, not ever.
Here's the bit nobody tells you when you buy your first insertable. It comes apart. It's meant to come apart. Gel works its way into the threads, skin oils sit in the joins, and if you only ever wipe the outside you've cleaned about half of it.
So take it apart. Clean it. Put it back together. Five minutes, tops.
Look after your electrode and it'll look after you. That's how these things last decades instead of seasons.
CNC-machined in Watford. Lifetime Guarantee. ⚡
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Monday, 17 August 2026
Do we price match? No, and here's why
Do we price match? No. Not because we're being difficult. Our retailers back us all year round, and undercutting them to win a single sale isn't a trade we're willing to make. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #SmallBusiness #Retail
Sunday, 16 August 2026
Why don't you stock coyotes?
Somebody asked us why we don't stock coyotes. Because it's cruel and unfair to animals, and you shouldn't put them in cages. Next question. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #Electroplay #SmallBusiness
Saturday, 15 August 2026
Can you use more than one power box at the same time?
Can you run more than one box at the same time? We get asked this a lot, and the answer is more interesting than a straight yes or no. Here's what actually matters. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #Electroplay #SafePlay
Friday, 14 August 2026
The dancing disco dildos photo he sent to his mum
Ian sent his mum a lovely photo of the hotel pool in Vegas. Nice bed, nice water, lovely light. He forgot about the floating dildos. Hope she liked it. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #TradeShow #Vegas
Thursday, 13 August 2026
The Lifetime Guarantee is not an insurance policy
The Lifetime Guarantee is a guarantee. It isn't an insurance policy. There's a difference, and it's worth understanding before you assume what's covered. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #LifetimeGuarantee #SmallBusiness
Wednesday, 12 August 2026
The Burbank Button Bandit explained
You know when you get in a lift and there's a wall of buttons and you just have to press all of them? Caz did that. With someone else already in the lift. Who wanted to go down. Eleven floors. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #TradeShow #SmallBusiness
Tuesday, 11 August 2026
Every box drives every electrode
Every box we make will drive every electrode we make. No tiers, no locked out accessories, no working out which one goes with which. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #Electroplay #Engineering
CNC Machining | E-Stim Systems Workshop
Bar stock in one end. Flange bases out the other.
Filmed in the Watford workshop. No container of parts shipped in from somewhere else, no white label with our name stuck on it. Just the lathe, the metal, and a pile of swarf to sweep up for recycling afterwards.
This is what made in UK actually looks like. ⚡
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Monday, 10 August 2026
I don't have a sex toy obsession. I have a sex toy business!
Someone messaged Caz to tell her that her husband has a sex toy obsession. He doesn't. He has a sex toy business, and he's had it for 22 years. ⚡ #EStim #EstimSystems #madeinuk #AdultIndustry #SmallBusiness
Saturday, 8 August 2026
Helix, Pebble or 2B? Do You Really Need All Three | E-Stim Systems Livestream Highlights
We're back after a month off, and we brought a story.
DHL managed to send our entire trade stand to LAX, leave it there for a fortnight, then route it home via Kansas, Germany and Derby. The show was three days long. So we improvised, and you can see exactly what an entire E-Stim Systems stand looks like when it has to fit in hand luggage.
Also in this one: Stepped Sounds are finally on the store, the Mr S Leather collaboration pieces are available worldwide, and there are two lovely reviews to point you at. Joanne's Reviews took on the Slider, and Tess Test has done the Triple running TriPhase in both Dutch and English.
Plus your questions. Why we won't price match our own stockists. Whether you can run two boxes at once. What the lifetime guarantee actually covers, and what it very much doesn't. And why every company insists its standard is the only standard.
No livestream in August. We're on holiday. Back in September.
0:00 Welcome back
0:32 ANME, and the stand that never arrived
4:04 Two nominations, no wins
4:42 Stepped Sounds are here
5:27 The Mr S Leather collaboration
6:09 Why we can't ship to the UAE
6:35 Reviews, and the free kit request
7:43 Manuals, and where our articles come from
8:48 Helix, Pebble or 2B?
12:14 Is AI going to change e-stim?
14:32 "Your husband has a sex toy obsession"
15:24 Your questions
21:38 No livestream in August
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