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Tuesday, 21 July 2026
No Rules, No Adult Supervision
The show went brilliantly. Getting there was the problem.
Our entire ANME stand turned up to Los Angeles in two black hand luggage bags and an iPad. The crates we shipped a week early were still sitting in customs at LAX.
I'm Wayne, I run E-Stim Systems, and I make electric sex toys in Watford. This one was recorded in a hotel room in Burbank at the end of the show, with Ian from Joanne's E-Stim Emporium. Caz and Rachel had been sent to the pool, which is roughly how the title happened.
We go through the customs saga properly. Three sets of power of attorney, a rejected form because managing director apparently isn't a real job title, a request for a social security number from a British company, and an FDA requirement that didn't apply. Then what you actually do about it, which is plan B in a carry-on and a slideshow of 22 years of workshop footage running on an iPad.
Also in here: how a reviewer who cold emailed us for a box ended up making his own kit, what the army teaches you about things going wrong, why buyers cared far more about in house manufacturing than anything on the stand, a masturbation coach, a machine that drove itself across the ballroom, Caz and the lift buttons, and a photo Ian really should not have sent his mum.
The systems failed. The people didn't.
00:00 No adult supervision
01:40 The crates that never arrived
05:00 Plan B
07:00 Hollywood, and the world's largest Jeep
09:50 Shopify, and the long way round
13:00 Locaton Location Location
16:10 The show floor, and the disco dildos
19:00 The Burbank Button Bandit
21:00 The photo Ian sent his mum
25:00 From the army to reviewing sex toys
30:00 No plan survives contact with DHL
32:00 Who does this actually appeal to?
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